sneep snop

IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT “THERE’S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY FUCKING ANSWER”

WANT/NEED.

when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop

if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

HE WAS
AND IS STILL A LITTLE SWEETHEART

can i stay at your place? no hobo

How to scare your wife by Ellen DeGeneres

the great mind of our time